Church Leadership Transition Pillows

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Leadership suits you

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"That's our new church mascot."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Nun Binning the Devil

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

CCTV in church.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"It's a cup holder."

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"I know everyone see me as a manager, but really I am a leader."