Church Humorists Mugs

'-and now a prayer for the roof fund...'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'I'm new here-where are all the nuns?'

"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'If Jesus died to forgive our sins, the least we can do is commit a few.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Monk Prompt

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

How's my sermon. . .

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'Even More Disciples'

"...and in conclusion..."

Bishops Snooker

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

The ten ammendments

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Finger puppets in church.

Church restrooms

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

Applause