Church Fashion Enthusiast Prints

The youth pastor and worship leader compete for the skinniest jeans award.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Vicar

Pope Francis

Heavenly voices.

"Son of God or not, no one comes to church dressed like that."

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

'I'm pleased to see my flock ignoring E.U. health and safety regulations!'

SOARING BILL

Tonsure Toupee

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

Yeah? Well my father's better at prayers

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."

Love in Church

Please follow safe worship practices.

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'