Church Construction Dreamers Gifts

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"It's a mobile."

Saving for College.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Trainset

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

"Blueprints for Irish theme pub" found at the end of a rainbow

We're making real progress, Al. With my problems, or with the construction of your beach house?

Growing Churches

"When I grow up, I want to be a builder."

I have to build an ark -- He's doing a total makeover.

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

Answer to Prayers - NO

"What's a polite but firm way of letting them know I don't like modern architecture?"

Praying monk with steeple hands.

Building a Church.

"Or you could see it as the first step in an environmentally friendly, sustainable and affordable self-build project!"

Z Frame Houses, Summer Cottage ideas that failed.

Developers vs Planners

Architects and engineers arms clasping same pencil to write the 'master plan'

Christian church steeple show jewish star in shadow

'Finial, spire, roof...agnostic'

'Demanding money with menaces, isn't really a career, Atkinson!!'

'And these are my five little trilobites - all boys, all petrol-heads. One day their dreams will come true.'

Up on High.

Egypt Home Depot. Pyramid Plan. Hey, Akhmed! Where do we keep the one million limestone blocks?

If the wind changes you'll stay like that.

'I asked God for a baby brother - has it come yet?'