Church Committee Enthusiast Pillows

'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

'Hanson - committee of four.'

"That's our new church mascot."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

R.C.I.A.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Pope Francis

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Vicar

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"And remember, there's only one in management. The rest of us are in sales."

Yeah? Well my father's better at prayers

Please follow safe worship practices.

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."