Church Builder Pillows

"What's a polite but firm way of letting them know I don't like modern architecture?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'I found the termites!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

God's Subcontractors

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Werewolves of London..."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'