Church Band Member T-Shirts

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

EWE 2.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Hildegard von Bingen

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Church Basement Foodie

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Midwest Winter Items.

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Double Saxophone

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

The return of the four sheepskins

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Rock On

The Little Drummer Boy.

The Four Tops in Concert

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Church Restoration Fund.

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Nick Cave