Chuckle-worthy Consultants Prints

'Precise, analytical and beautifully reasoned address. Now condense it down to a snappy sports metaphor.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

I have decided that all future board meetings will be held before lunch.

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'Some Honeymoon!'

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

"Inside I'm a crying hyena."

"Hold on, I just have to send a P-mail."

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

"What sort of job are you after?" "I don't want a job. I want to be a consultant!"

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'

'Will you knock it off. Your set wasn't that bad.'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

Tommy Cooper's Recycling Facility - Bottle/Glass/Glass/Bottle/Bottle/Glass.

'Need money, don't make me beg!'

"How nice to be misunderstood in more than one language!"

"C'mon! Allegro vivace! Allegro vivace! We're selling ice cream not coffins!"