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I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but I never get around to it. It's your "oughta" biography!

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

Wedding Selfie

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

Anthony Trollope

Trickle down...

I confess, I'm one of the bloggers that's hurting the journalism business. You? I blog stories about my local community. You have journalistic training? Of course. I've spent years watching Shepard Smith and Montel Williams. The visitor wept with respect. Shoot me.

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

Shireen Abu Akleh

"I think it's a bit late in the evening, Harold, to tell them about your watershed experience."

Naming World War II.

Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

'Misery only loves company if the company does't know any specifics.'

'Those who can do; those who can't, chronicle.'

'How much longer will you be working on your autobiography, Shelly?'

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

'It's my suicide note. Chapter 147.'

Jean de Joinville

'I lost my virginity and my identity on the same night.'

Corona Virus Trump

Sorry WE'RE CLOSED.

"And guess who this handsome gentleman is? Come on! Take a guess!"

Journalists killed in Ukraine

'Why do old people always hang around all day in bus shelters?'

"Mind if I journal?"