Chronicle Chaser Mugs

Man looks at the bills of mortality in the morning paper and feels unwell

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Southwark Fair.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'How fast can you hype?'

Letter writing lady.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Tango

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

Bookworm Romance

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

The National Conversation Starts Here

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"God must have been very pleased."

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Economics journalist

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

Bin Laden

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"And now, a breaking story on blatant media bias. Reporting live from Washington, a radical, conservative hack."

'Sleaze, please.'

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'