Chronic Relaxer Mugs

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"First break since 1996!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

Lazy dog.

Heaven is...

'How's the executive training program, going?'

His entire life was about balance.

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

Legalization of marijuana

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

"You can leave the rat race – but they always find you."