Chronic Ace Puller Pillows

Down On My Luck

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

A Bloody Butcher

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Jurassic Country Club.

"I had no idea Dom Perignon came with a screw top."

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'Politics-free contract that was only a dream.'

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Early Gurning Centre

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

"Classical guitar hero"

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

Puppetteer ?

'Yes, I am angry, but not at him. I'm angry because I didn't think of doing it.'

"I recently served this guy in our pub... how greedily he stares at me! I can literally hear his thoughts!"

Live Music @ The Crown!

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

Acebook.

'Another one,Quick! Al,hand me the landing net.'

'I think probably the topper, Clive.'

A marionette

'I see you gave in to your secretary's request for a salary increase!'

The Puppet Master

"Who is the conductor?"

'You're cheating! That's the same ace I've got up my sleeve.'

"First the frogs in Egypt, now the ones in Mom's bathtub."

'A little flinty with a blackcurrent boguet, medium tannin, a slight hint of the sea, with merlot overtones and an after taste that becomes okaey with a hint of liquorice...'