Chrome Polisher Mugs

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

'Hows it coming?'

'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.'

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

Bald man polishing head

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

"Just when did you leave your last job?"

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

'Great draft. It just needs a little exfoliation.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test. We won't be hiring you.'

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

Online Dating

"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."

'You're exactly the kind of person we'd like to hire - to be replaced by a computer.'

Boot Camp. Barracks 18. This fluid is specially formulated to remove old polish from combat boots. Ah, a military solution!

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

'Careful, I went absolutely mad and polished everything.'

"Kinda wimpy. But...with tinted windows...and 18-inch luxury chrome wheels...and a spoiler! Totally guy!"

This one looks as if it's survived the chrome age.

Rudolph the brown-nose reindeer.

"I ordered a chrome name plaque to make my bike special."

"The online part of the interview was yesterday."

Oxy clean.

Mrs. Big Foot

'I'm afraid we don't have anything for you right now, but if we get really depserate for people we'll be in touch.'

Monkey on a motorbike.