Chrome Dome Enthusiast Gifts

'One good thing about baldness, it's neat.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Woman throwing giant pot.

The End is Nigh

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

"I propose we go with the second option."

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

Artisanal Pottery

'We were matched by computer.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

God and Adam's first date.

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"Pizza delivery for The Phantom."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

"Insolvency isn't the end of the world. That comes next year."

Man with "end is near" sign is gone.

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

"We offer a short-term high yield bond fund that may fit your particular investing priorities."

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

DOOM, 'I do love you, Arnie, but you're such a downer!'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

The end is nigh.

The end is near.

The Doom Channel