Christmas Stories Prints

'We're looking for a star, and I truly believe that star could be you...'

"It's time we have a little chat."

"Ebenezer, relax – there are no 'spirits.' It was me, and I have to go outside."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

A small pool of wise men this year

Glad Tidings.

The Three Wise Men deciding on their gifts.

'We've all got to make sacrifices at Christmas Tiny Tim.'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

The Ghost of Legacy Future.

Ghost of Happy Holidays Future

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

'Where were the wise women?'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

'Why miniature reindeer? Why not a flying dog-sled team?'

Two Wise Men & One Wise Guy

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

'My dad, says you're not the real Santa. He said, you're just some fella off the dole.'

While Shepherds watched their flocks by night

'It doesn't say anything about gift tax, son. It just says the Magi came bearing gifts.'

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

"I'm getting a CAT scan after Christmas."

Slay Ride.

The three wise cats were bearing slightly less practical gifts.

Virgin Mary reads card: 'SORRY! The Angel Gabriel called to bring you glad tidings of great joy, but you were out.'

"Thank you for the best Christmas ever. - Gracie"

The oft-forgotten Three Old Wines who didn't quite manage to follow the star.

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

Santa's Little Enablers