Christmas Spirit Prints

"It's a girl!"

'Opps, sorry, Boss...yep, there it is, right on the label...'dry clean only'!

Thank God for the flashlight app!

Cow eats the hay from the manger of baby Jesus.

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

'Why parents continue to promoto the Santa Claus myth'

Home is where you hang the lights.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Scientists finally cracked Santa's vocabulary.

Twas the night before Christmas

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

'Look, Simpson, I don't care if due legal process hasn't been exhausted, your card still says 'Go directly to jail''

'What wine goes well with venison?'

Playing hide and seek with the dog

Gluten-free Santa

"Yes, a glass of milk and cookies for Santa is common, but when you find carrots for the reindeers, you know for sure it's a nice kid's house..."

"Is it just me or can you smell carrots too?"

'Thanks for the onesie!'

Elf of the Month

"Umm ... I'm allergic to milk but not cabernet."

'Yeah, that's weird...the sleigh has been feeling a bit heavy ever since we left the North Pole!'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

'I'm sorry, but we've been told to cut costs, and I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go.'

"They've left the country."

"This internship is humiliating."

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Xmas

Elfis

Elfie Stick

Taking an Elfie

"Yeah, my red nose is great for leading Santa's sleigh, but not that good for hiding from polar bears..."

"Of course I believe in God. He's as real as Santa."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

"You showed him."