Christmas Spirit Enthusiast Prints

'That's it Rudolph... a little to your left and we got it!'

Dr Christmas

"He's cutting the workforce in half? But we can hardly see over the workstation as it is."

'Scrooge is out, I see.'

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Cheap Christmas Carolers

Tia Carmen gives Sergio a mulled wine and he turns into Santa Claus.

By refusing to wear any underpants, Santa was keeping alive the true spirit of Saint Knickerless."

"Naughty or nice? Compared to whom? Donald Trump? Stormy Daniels?"

The consumer protection act requires me to inform you that I have no real power to grant wishes, but am here for entertainment purposes only.

"Well if I don't know what an iPod is, how do you expect me to make one?"

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I don't believe in you!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Panettone

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

Santa called but you were out!

Zoom Christmas

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"