Christmas Spirit Seekers Pillows

"Don't worry about me, what do you want?"

'Sorry Santa we're over budget for 'meeting the dreams of young children' and we won't have funds for 'screams of delight' until 2016 at the earliest.'

"Sales of banana flavoured reindeer soap are dreadful...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what Christmas is all about!"

Santa on Santa's Lap

"Have you noticed, our insurance policy has expired?"

Boxing day at Santa's house

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Unguided imagery

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Fleas Navidad.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Ice Skater

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Snowman

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Marley had a little lamb

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Santa CGI Effect

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

A Creature WAS Stirring

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.