Christmas Spirit Embodying Pillows

"Laugh and call me names, will they!"

Elfie Stick

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Elf of the Month

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Snowman Tattoo

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

Gluten-free Santa

'Scrooge is out, I see.'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

Santa Claus

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

December Fest

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'