Christmas Spirit Embodying Pillows

"Laugh and call me names, will they!"

Elfie Stick

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Marley had a little lamb

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Elf of the Month

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

Snowman Tattoo

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Gluten-free Santa

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

Santa Claus

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

'Scrooge is out, I see.'

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

December Fest

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'