Christmas Spirit Critic Pillows

Santa Trump's Chimney's Accident

Elfie Stick

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'Where were the wise women?'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Elf of the Month

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

Gluten-free Santa

December Fest

'Scrooge is out, I see.'

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

'Can you smell carrots?'

Xmas

An Ottawa Christmas

'Thanks for the onesie!'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Santa Self Esteem.

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

Scientists finally cracked Santa's vocabulary.

Home is where you hang the lights.

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'