Christmas Satire Fan T-Shirts

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

Try me/try me/try me...

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'He's got your nose.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'This way! We will grant you sanctuary!'

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'Santas Ponzi Scheme'

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"Nice tree! Did you chew that one down yourself?"

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

Santa's grotto advertising 'Talk to Santa', is next to a diet clinic with a sign in the window, 'Santa, talk to us.'

About Santa 2017.

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

'Your resume is quite impressive, but we're looking for self-starters.'

Ho! Ho! Ho! From North Pole.

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'