Christmas Poem Lover T-Shirts

'It's the night before Christmas - No stirring!'

"Meet The Author"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Christmas Tree

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Now I really hate poetry."

John Bunyan

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Dating an English Major

"Oh, this old thing?"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

King Kongs first christmas

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Yo ho ho!

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'Love me little, love me long.'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Voltaire

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

You made me love you.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Mother Goose's Haiku

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."