Christmas Poem Lover Gifts

'It's the night before Christmas - No stirring!'

"Meet The Author"

Christmas Tree

"Now I really hate poetry."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

John Bunyan

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Dating an English Major

"Oh, this old thing?"

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

King Kongs first christmas

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yo ho ho!

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Love me little, love me long.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

You made me love you.

Voltaire

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

Mother Goose's Haiku

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."