Christmas Miracle Hunter Mugs

Santa with a support for his sack.

Fishing with God

Santa CGI Effect

"I was able to consolidate all your prescriptions into a single pill."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Marley's Ghost

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

'Hard to say how your husband is at this point. We should know more once the bandages come off.'

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

Russian Doll Christmas

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

Nutcracker mice

'I can only describe it as one of those symptoms that goes away whenever I see a doctor.'

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'I've done everything that medical science can do...now I suggest you sacrifice a goat to Nagoomba.'

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

Doctor to patient: 'Nah - you don't need to make a hospital appointment. I can do this procedure with a laser pen.'