Christmas Spirit Hunter Mugs

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Fleas Navidad.

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Ice Skater

Snowman

Marley had a little lamb

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Santa CGI Effect

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

Just one more choccy...

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Farmer Christmas.

Merry Kissmas

Marley's Ghost

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Dog's Christmas list.

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade