Christmas Lovers With A Twist Prints

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

Christmas Tree

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

King Kongs first christmas

Yo ho ho!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

Pole dancers

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Everything for a buck.

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'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Safe Christmas.

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Advent Calender.

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Santa and New Technology

Santa's Out Tray.

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

Man notices that all the children hoping to play Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol are obese.

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"Don't you hate the in-flight meal?"