Christmas Irony Seekers Prints

'Visit Absent Father Christmas' grotto.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"I can't afford to feed you."

Turkey going away for Christmas.

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

Rudolph Red Light District

Tunnel of Dove.

"Well, I ain't flyin' next to him!"

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

Santa Self Esteem.

Even Santa outsources

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'Yes, I'm a temp. Why do you ask?'

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

Satellite Santa

"And this is where the magic happens."

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

Corona virus Christmas tree

Moses Takes A Swim

Book about the real meaning of Christmas is on sale.

Christmas Sale Special

'Maybe he said store the wine horizontally...'

"I was not consulted."

Baaa...humbug.

Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?'

Christmas Tree of War

'Tell us how the big guy really finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut you a deal.'

Funeral Directors signs say 'Sale - Shop till you drop!'

'Forget your myrhh and whatnot...we'll find something here.'

"Could you forward it to my offshore account?"

Wallowing in elf pity...