Christmas Irony Seekers Mugs

'Visit Absent Father Christmas' grotto.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"I can't afford to feed you."

Turkey going away for Christmas.

Tunnel of Dove.

"Well, I ain't flyin' next to him!"

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

Santa Self Esteem.

Even Santa outsources

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'Yes, I'm a temp. Why do you ask?'

Satellite Santa

"And this is where the magic happens."

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

"I was not consulted."

Christmas Sale Special

Moses Takes A Swim

'Maybe he said store the wine horizontally...'

Corona virus Christmas tree

Book about the real meaning of Christmas is on sale.

Baaa...humbug.

Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?'

'Tell us how the big guy really finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut you a deal.'

Funeral Directors signs say 'Sale - Shop till you drop!'

Christmas Tree of War

'Forget your myrhh and whatnot...we'll find something here.'

"Not only do I need an escape to the beach, I need to escape the beach with a book about someone escaping their life."

Wallowing in elf pity...

"Could you forward it to my offshore account?"