Christmas Humor Lovers Prints

"And remember, have your parents ask their doctor if Ambulex is right for them."

"The Three Wise Men followed a star...wasn't their GPS working?"

'How come I never see you in church?'

Santa at The Eye Doctor.

"Christmas is cancelled."

Santa has a surprise waiting for him.

Our Founder

'It's a girl!'

'I think you should know I'm listening to offers from other Santas.'

'Contrary to popular Victorian convention Albert believed that children should be heard and not seen...'

"My doctor just told me to lose 30 pounds. Rufus, Teeny...you're fired."

"Gold, Frankincense and myrrh! Go back out there and tell them, if they didn't bring a midwife, they can bugger off!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Elfie Stick

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I could get used to working remotely."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

The Reindeer Strike

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Roscoe's Great Escape

He Sees You When You're Sleeping