Christmas Humor Appreciator T-Shirts

Santa takibng reindeer head to pawn shop.

'So your sleigh's broken down and you now require a magic carpet?'

'With the manufacturing completely automated, the record-keeping computerized and the deliveries by FedEx, we just don't need the old guy any more.'

'Very festive.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The height of fashion in 1796

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Support group for sheep.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k