Christmas Food Prints

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Panettone

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Turkey Autopsy

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Stuffing the turkey.

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Chicken

Making Christmas Pudding.

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

Turkey Decoy

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'