Christmas Decoration Fanatic T-Shirts

Don't even think about it!

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

Santa School.

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

"I found this under your litter box. Just when were you planning to put this into effect?"

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

"Your intel on naughty and nice - NSA?"

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

Car with upright Christmas tree.

Physicist's Christmas tree

The Deconstructed Tree

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

"The reconstructive surgery went smoothly but I still get terrible headaches!"

Elfie on the shelf

Robin's Christmas stocking

"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."

Nutcracker Island

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

'I'm sorry, lady...I just deliver the stuff. I can't help you open that plastic packaging!'

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

"Honey, your mother is here."

Seated husband covered with christmas tree needles when wife opens window.

'Whew!'

'Dang! I wish I had lips!' 'Phew! I'm glad I don't have lips!'

I'd like a refund please. Christmas cost me an arm and a leg this year!

'Will you look at THAT-Christmas six months gone and her decorations still up!'

Xmas special - the same stuff we always sell, but now with added spray snow on the window.

Hairy Christmas

Christmas Tree