Christmas Decoration Aficionados Gifts

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

Santa School.

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"I found this under your litter box. Just when were you planning to put this into effect?"

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

Physicist's Christmas tree

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

Car with upright Christmas tree.

"Your intel on naughty and nice - NSA?"

The Deconstructed Tree

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

Don't even think about it!

Robin's Christmas stocking

"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

Seated husband covered with christmas tree needles when wife opens window.

'Whew!'

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

"I told you we didn't need a tree."

'Dang! I wish I had lips!' 'Phew! I'm glad I don't have lips!'

'Will you look at THAT-Christmas six months gone and her decorations still up!'

I'd like a refund please. Christmas cost me an arm and a leg this year!

Xmas special - the same stuff we always sell, but now with added spray snow on the window.

Hairy Christmas

"Great kids. Never forget a holiday."

"Owen's a big Kubrick fan."

"It's not what you may think...we're just prepping for Halloween!