Christmas Decoration Aficionado Gifts

I'd like a refund please. Christmas cost me an arm and a leg this year!

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Clearing Away Christmas

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

The Deconstructed Tree

Physicist's Christmas tree

"Your intel on naughty and nice - NSA?"

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

Car with upright Christmas tree.

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

Don't even think about it!

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

'Whew!'

Seated husband covered with christmas tree needles when wife opens window.

"Do you smell what I smell?

'Dang! I wish I had lips!' 'Phew! I'm glad I don't have lips!'

'Will you look at THAT-Christmas six months gone and her decorations still up!'

Hairy Christmas

Xmas special - the same stuff we always sell, but now with added spray snow on the window.

Christmas Tree

"Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be coming through with a beverage service, but only about ten feet worth, unless someone has an extension cord."

"It's not what you may think...we're just prepping for Halloween!