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"Well, this is clearly a blatant war on Christmas that calls for nothing less than a hysterical and highly irrational response!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Self Checkout

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

The partisan cafe

Chuck Schumer

The delegitimization effort.

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

"There's nothing in the constitution that guarantees women the right to choose air."

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

Pot and Kettle

"We should be getting started momentarily. The Presidential hopefuls have just arrived on the stage."