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Christmas Craftwork

"Young Frankenstein"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

The Origami Society...

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Your climb up the company ladder starts now.

The Authentic Christmas.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Making Christmas Decorations

Man throwing a paper dart.

Cut out and keep Socrates.

'I try to encourage creativity.'

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

Blow Up Christmas Tree

"Really, Pop - you call this 'with care?'"

War games.

Xmas tree

Yuletide

Gracie complains that there is no snow, so she and Tia Carmen make snowflakes.

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

The Perfect Holiday Card

Knitting Christmas Tree

'I need just a hair cut off this.'