Christian Values Advocate T-Shirts

Speaker of the House: Mike Johnson

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Snowman Tattoo

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

Two friars ringing bells

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

Bernie Sanders

If we don't restructure our manufacturing base abroad to minimise core costs and increase margins and profit ratios then I fear we're in danger of forgetting what Christmas is actually about!

"John McCain stuck to his convictions...did what was right even when it was contrary to his party - just like..."

Will work for recognition.

God is dead.

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

Yesterday of Minnesota.

"Mom, please take her and teach her morals, manners, and chores."

GOLDEN RULE: 'High moral fiber cereal,'

Baptism by fire, baptism by water.

'I've gone over the numbers three times. The naughty have surpassed the nice.'

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

Leaving family

"Yes, dear - now that gay marriage is banned - this wonderful institution of marriage is safe!"

Syria

Innocent Civilians

Refugee Crisis

Cheesus

Mac's Sports Shop and Christian Books & Gifts.

"If you work hard, get a good education and live life with dignity...you control your destiny! But first you have to take out the trash."

"Shhhhh! Nora and I are illegal."

Two Street vendors, one selling the 'Big issue' the other selling 'Small issue'.

Didn't that fancy business college I sent you to teach you anything dishonest?

Asylum Hourglass