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'He's been watching those Christian vegetable videos, and now he won't eat anything but meat.'

Moses on the web

"I shop, therefore I am."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

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"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

The Good Samaritan.

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

'Do you have any oranges?'

Religious man watching religious TV

"He's coming out halo first!"

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'It's a girl.'

Baptism by fire, baptism by water.

'Commandments? This is a list of things to do.'

He must increase; I must decrease - John 3-30

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

"One of you shall betray me - Four of you shall get book deals."

"Follow me and I'll make you 'fishers of men'!"

"Why would I need 185,000 TV channels??"

Cheesus

'Here it is. You did attend church once when it wasn't Easter.'

"This program may not be suitable for viewing by anyone."

"This looks good—a ninety-six-part documentary about everything."

"Well, I can only be as informed as the paywall allows."

'Everyone turn to psalm 23 on his or her e-reader.'

'I expected the wings and the halo, but not the security badge.'

Life is a game and here we site warming the bench.

John Bunyan

Find that clip of the pelican eating the pigeon. - 'No, we've already seen it a dozen times.' - 'Find it!!!' - 'Gah! Alright!' - 'Ha, ha, ha! That is unlucky pigeon!' - 'Gah! Why am I watching this again?!'