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'He's been watching those Christian vegetable videos, and now he won't eat anything but meat.'

Moses on the web

"I shop, therefore I am."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

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"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

The Good Samaritan.

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

Religious man watching religious TV

"He's coming out halo first!"

'It's a girl.'

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'Commandments? This is a list of things to do.'

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

"One of you shall betray me - Four of you shall get book deals."

"Follow me and I'll make you 'fishers of men'!"

'Here it is. You did attend church once when it wasn't Easter.'

Cheesus

"Why would I need 185,000 TV channels??"

"This program may not be suitable for viewing by anyone."

"This looks good—a ninety-six-part documentary about everything."

"Well, I can only be as informed as the paywall allows."

'Everyone turn to psalm 23 on his or her e-reader.'

'I expected the wings and the halo, but not the security badge.'

John Bunyan

"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rises-to-the-Occasions-Mary?', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary?'