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"Papi, is it okay to fail?"

A man washing a mascot costume

Lawnmower

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'But you said to clean my room.'

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

The four housemen of procrastination

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

Missing Sock

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"