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"Papi, is it okay to fail?"

A man washing a mascot costume

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'But you said to clean my room.'

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

The four housemen of procrastination

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

"Okay, everyone...time to clean up the house. Gracie, what job do you want?"

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"