Cholesterol Conundrum Prints

'Which of the high cholesterol foods are the safest?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Good Cholesterol.

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

"According to your lab results, eating ANYTHING is a guilty pleasure."

'Go to the butcher and have him send the large goose which has enough cholesterol to do them all in,to the Cratchits.'

'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'

'I've tried to be good, but facts are facts, I'm bad cholesterol.'

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'

'It's a suicide note, apparently he was riddled with cholesterol.'

Medical check-up

'Robust overtones of steak and chips with a pronounced cholesterol finish.'

'Your cholesterol is high.'

'Ab Lawson's cholesterol farm'