Choice Champion Prints

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Failure - Success

Elevator buttons: Up, Down, Out of Bounds.

"Lots of choice, isn't there!"

Inner Debate Club.

'More options!'

National Society of the Indecisive

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Choice hellhole

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Man rolling ball up a hill

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

How to choose...

Elevator dilemma.

'Determined little guy.'

The road less traveled.

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

Abortion clinic, "Let's prevent it before it happens!"

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

'No, thanks, pal -- I don't want to get involved.'

U.S. Supreme Court: All in a week's work.

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

One Way (But Not Necessarily the Right Way.)

I'm going to argue that free will should be considered a form of entrapment.

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything