Choice Champion Prints

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Failure - Success

Elevator buttons: Up, Down, Out of Bounds.

"Lots of choice, isn't there!"

'More options!'

National Society of the Indecisive

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Choice hellhole

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Man rolling ball up a hill

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

How to choose...

'Determined little guy.'

The road less traveled.

Elevator dilemma.

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

'No, thanks, pal -- I don't want to get involved.'

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

U.S. Supreme Court: All in a week's work.

Abortion clinic, "Let's prevent it before it happens!"

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

Bertrand Russell.

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

"I need a minute."

'It's just their little way of saying, 'Sorry we wrecked the planet.''

Which magazine?