Book Choice Challenger Prints

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Choice hellhole

'I've got it written down...'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'Confusionism'

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

How to choose...

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

'More options!'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

Failure - Success

"Here's your problem."

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Casino. Ask about our frequent take-a-flyer program.

10 items or less

'The end is near.'

"My parents sent me- I don't like Harry Potter."

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)