Chocolate Connoisseur's Paradox Pillows

Chocolate Weight Watcher.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Satya Nutella

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Have you seen my dad?"

The wife whisperer.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cake Friday!

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Chocolate Shop

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"