Choco-heist Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Cake Friday!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Easter Egg Delivery

Secret sweetie drawer...

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"God's sent us some chocolates."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'