Choco-heist Enthusiast T-Shirts

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Have you seen my dad?"

Cake Friday!

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Easter Egg Delivery

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"God's sent us some chocolates."

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"