Chirpy Vocalist Prints

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Rock On

Red hot little combo

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

Ornithologist

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

"No-chance the rapper"

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Alison Pill

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

"The bird feeder is empty again."

Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano