Chipmunk Chuckler Prints

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Squirrel on the beach

Saving for Retirement.

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

Way too much anthropomorphising

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

'For him, all food is fast food.'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'

Saving for Winter.

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"I keep getting into a flap."

'Hello Shitty.'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

'I'd like to leave a wake-up call.'

An idle lap is the devil's workbench.

Merry Christmas

"I think he wants you to listen for awhile."

Overdone bird jokes

"Oh my god, I'm board!"

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'

"So much chum, so little time."

Man, bike, chicken, crossing the road.

"Is it true, cows have four stomachs?"