Chimney Crawler T-Shirts

"Mr Claus, you're suspected of breaking into 987356410239 houses right through the chimney within one single night!"

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Pirates at the mall.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Santa Elevator

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

Detected.

"God must have been very pleased."

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

2019, 2020 and 2021

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"Everything in a can's thirty-one."

Dorothy and the singles bar

"Honey, I quit my job to go shopping everyday!"

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

The Weary Landlord public house.

Sanitizer

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

"Jerry, you fool! can't you see that you're flirting with Death?!"

'Oh great, maul the barman when it's your round!'

Alien Abduction

Gillbies' annual GIANT SALE!

A street of old man bars.