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'I'll have another scotch and my chimera will have a Cosmo.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'But what is the universe for?'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"And how would you like your steak?"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"Happy Birthday!"

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'