Chill Navigator Prints

"You got a big store here. She'll show up sooner or later."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

On holiday.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Ice fisher.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Stubborn Horse

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Signs of Stress

Born to be Mild.

Why giraffes hate winter

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Inactive wear store.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

A dream of consequence

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy