Chili Daredevils Prints

'Just give me the ham on rye.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Kids."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Robot Olympics

DIY store with a first aid department

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

What happened to the project I delegated to you?

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

Skydiving Pizza

'Somebody please help me!'

"I tried fixing the computer myself. As soon as a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."